Must be why I'm still young at heart. ;>)

This should have been rescheduled forty years ago.

"I feel extremely positive about the prospect that THC could be used to treat dementia, for instance."

Hasn't it already been shown that compounds in cannabis combat the "plaque" that forms during Alzheimer's? Anyway, hooray for research related to cannabis. There's more where that came from.

Beware, old folks. This sounds like a neat experiment, but then they examine the brain under a microscope.

Hey man, I knew pot was making me smarter, because, like . . . um . . . what was I talking about?